charl0ttan:

“you are one of gods strongest soldiers” i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

ci4nna:

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

sowedpearls:

chronicdharma:

coldalbion:

airagorncharda:

Every person on this planet is one accident away from becoming disabled. Every person on this planet will become disabled if they live long enough. You are not an exception. Neither are your loved ones.

If you feel like disability rights aren’t relevant to you, remember that the only thing standing between you and being disabled is time. 

You’re all crips-in-waiting.

My disability rights teacher in college called non-disabled people “temporarily able-bodied”

mollotav:

bishonen:

murder literally doesnt hurt anyone

You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say on the topic. It clearly doesn’t matter to them

capacity:

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

brawltogethernow:

cheeso:

the sport i’d add to the olympics is Stealing. there is no event or ceremony. whoever is able to locate and steal the medals technically earns them

This just feels right; it makes intuitive sense.

selkath:

toshkakoshka:

kineticpenguin:

Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me

on a list of favorites,

this is no joke my favorite one jaboukie is a legend 

audaciouslyfickle:

This is about taking new opportunities.

solarpunkshoppe:

It’s amazing that in all the retro depictions of transportation, Americans imagined flying cars to reduce congestion rather than the humble bus. It’s telling, but I’m unsure of what.

davidisbeyonce:

Girl are you a girl because youre a girl