pinkdementors:

breaking news … the color of the year, once again, is pink

wecanalldobetter:

killmongerdispussy:

killmongersgurl:

dramaqueenamby:

cocoaflowerrs:

??????

It wasn’t taken out of context. The video clip was a longer version of the same thing. Make it make sense, Chancellor.

Pretty mature thing to say imo. We all know that’s why but to come out and admit that you had such an awful bias is pretty brave. 

tamascotchi:

amongthespaghetti:

kaijuno:

dreams-squared:

kaijuno:

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

what are we gonna do now boss?

Absolute anarchy

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

nobody gets in. nobody gets out

slimy:

lumnch:

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

pukicho:

rblooks:

pukicho:

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

I wish I was stupid as shit

memesonthehour:

sridevi:

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

khanos:

life hack: do ur readings and go to class

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury